Friday 7 September 2007

Welcome to Things Called Cock

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8 Comments:

At 5 October 2007 at 11:45 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the pasta from cockmuncers?

 
At 7 October 2007 at 21:16 , Blogger Wrigglesworth Tordoff said...

Dear Anonymous,

This magnificent piece of Southern European Cock manufacture was brought back for a cocking colleague by a workmate who had just been on holiday to Lake Garda in Italy; which is near France apparently.

The feedback on the pasta once it was cooked suggests that it required very little munching as you suggested, but it did go well with some white, creamy sauce.

Now you have dipped your toe into the world of cocking, why not take a more active part and join the register of cocking colleagues; all you need is a cheap digital camera of some sort and access to our hotamil account for submission purposes:-

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WT

 
At 10 October 2007 at 09:15 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cock Knocker

 
At 14 October 2007 at 22:06 , Blogger Wrigglesworth Tordoff said...

Thanks for you brief comment Anonymous. Difficult to know how to respond to such a terse outburst!

WT

 
At 9 October 2008 at 23:26 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was my idea originally

 
At 12 October 2008 at 20:34 , Blogger Wrigglesworth Tordoff said...

An interesting claim from an anonymous contributor. I ponder on what the purpose and desired outcome of your assertion might have been?

WT

 
At 14 December 2008 at 23:26 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is fucking shit. go fuck yourself fucking cock boy. fuck off

 
At 16 December 2008 at 08:15 , Blogger Wrigglesworth Tordoff said...

Well, indeed. We've always welcomed the odd forthright view expressed with some finesse such as this one. How is your advanced degree course in english language going you silver tongued racconteur you?

 

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